okay, since I’ve finished the books, I’ve been watching bits and pieces of the show. among the many wild changes it includes, my favourite so far is definitely Nie Huaisang smuggling an entire ass bird into the Gusu lectures in his sleeve, what a legend
also the fact that Meng Yao is directly behind him for all of this and is, presumably, having a conniption…
goddammit Wei Ying, you can’t just claim Lan Zhan doesn’t really love you and then ask him to give you THE GREATEST CREATION OF HIS LOVE!
Also, imagine being someone in Cloud Recesses who noticed that Lan Wangji didn’t leave THAT house to return to the Jingshi that night, so you think “finally the fruits of marriage!”
But Hanguang Jun is actually humming his love to sleep, keeping his hands to himself T^T….
Черт возьми, Вэй Ин, ты не можешь просто утверждать, что Лань Чжань не любит тебя, а затем просить его подарить тебе ВЕЛИЧАЙШЕЕ ТВОРЕНИЕ ЕГО ЛЮБВИ!
Кроме того, представьте, что вы кто-то из Облачных Глубин,кто заметил, что Лань Ванцзи не покинул ЭТОТ дом, чтобы вернуться в Цзинши этой ночью, и вы думаете: «Наконец-то плоды брака!» Но Ханьгуан Цзюнь на самом деле поет своей любви на ночь, держа руки при себе Т^Т….
People who think a woman breastfeeding her baby is sexual seriously need professional help.
Seriously, there is an infant right up on that titty. What are you gonna do, remove the baby so you can oogle a nipple?
She’s getting oggled because of what the tit in a baby’s mouth means. She’s fertile, she’s proven, she’s ready to breed. There’s nothing sexier than a woman who’s able and willing to breed.
Breastfeeding is literally birth control. The amount of lactation required to sustain baby is so energy intensive that it prevents ovulation. The average breastfeeding parent takes 14 months to become fertile again.
So, not fertile and if you think “willing to breed” describes anyone who’s had a baby in the last six months… I’d conclude that you’ve never spoken to another human being about babies or parenthood in any capacity, ever.
Also if your homeboys oogle your breastfeeding partner maybe get better homeboys?????
Also may I suggest a new law?
If you say “able and willing to breed” about a woman we just cut your dick off on the spot
the way cishet men talk about women shakes me to my core
I am so pleased at how many notes are some version of “I don’t fear the science, I fear the corporations who control it” because that is EXACTLY the attitude you should have. GMOs can save us. Monsanto will kill us.
what people fear about GMO- ‘theyre gonna make frankencarrots that crave human flesh and cause diarrhea ’
what GMO actually is- ‘we made rice crop that is both drought resistant and flood resistant which will prevent about 20% of major famine disasters, also it now makes vitamin A because vitamin A deficiency in poverty stricken areas is a major killer of kids as most vitamin A rich foods dont grow there’
what people SHOULD be upset about- ‘i made all crops sterile so all farmers have to buy the seed from me in perpetuity and i will sue anyone who tries to go back to crops that produce their own seed’
Cannnnn you feeeeeeel the WANGXIAN toniiiiiight???? (Part 1/3)
Wen Qing knows what’s up!
This is the project I was talking about a few days ago. I came up with this idea in 2020, a month after finishing the novel. This part was drawn in 2021. I have the next part as a WIP waiting to be continued haha
finally in the process of reading the Guanyin Temple scene and holy shit if WWX isn’t the protagonist of all time. We’re in the Big Final Confrontation and so far my man has done fuck all except cuddle in LWJ’s lap while everyone else is losing their shit and when he DOES finally do something he summons an army of naked, writhing, moaning sex corpses that even his allies just desperately wish Were Not There. stupendous, no notes
